Yep. Nothing to tell ya. My life is so boring right now, in fact, that it's a miracle I'm still here. I should have died from inertia by now.
What do you talk about when your job is boring, your home life is boring, and you're just too damned lazy to take control of any of it?
Well, when you're me you talk about the fact that IT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WEARING UGGS IN MAY! My new slogan is "It's May! Put the Goddamn UGGS Away!"
I know you bitches paid a mint for those sorry excuses for boots, but it's time to let them go for a season. Besides - why would you want to put those sheepskin lined things on your feet when its warm out? Does your foot odor smell that good? I mean, I have a whole section of shoes in my closet that may not get a pardon to return for next year, they're that ripe. I cannot imagine what those boots smell like at this point.
I think some people are just more retarded than others. I guess I should take solace in the fact that, despite being completely unentertaining, I am not retarded.
Great.
Monday, May 5, 2008
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Yeah...just yeah. I get you on the whole boring thing too. Luckily, I am very introverted and I thrive on boring. Don't fret, the sun is coming out and you have a doggie to run and play with. Chicago summer is almost here in all it's glory and wonder.
I'll take uneventful over retarded any day.
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