Yep, this is the 50th "Official" post on this blog.
I say "official" because there have been a few that were written, and then scrapped when I had time to think it over and come to my senses about what I do and do not want to include on this thing.
For my 50th post, I thought we would delve into a recently discussed topic, with a special twist of my own: poop. More specifically, dog poop. Even more specifically, MY dog's poop.
Which was all over my bed this morning, along with vomit. Happy Thursday mommy, I eat crap off the floor nonstop and get into crap I have no business sniffing around in, and now you get to clean up my crap!!!! And, as if that wasn't AWESOME enough, vomit!!!! Love you lots!!! I'm going to sit here watching you clean up this awesome mess, while occasionally licking my butt!!!
Let's just say that my little dog was not a good ambassador for the cause of the children, human or canine, this morning. She definitely made envisioning myself as a mother to human spawn far, FAR less appealing.
How was your Thursday?
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
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